he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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