is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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