she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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