I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Me. At least after what I've been through.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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