And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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