oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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