So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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