hotel room ftw
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
it was like eating out sand paper
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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