I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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