help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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