i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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