More tranny stories later!
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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