Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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