Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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