i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point