Michael Bay diarrhea
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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