i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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