If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.