I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.