Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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