So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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