Where did you get a picture of my penis
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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