butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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