I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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