Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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