When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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