totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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