She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm too high and old for this...
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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