That's intense
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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