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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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