Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
