i already hear my dad disowning me
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Randomize
