If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I can't turn off my feet"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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