Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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