I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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