i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Don't tell me you're on acid again
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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