Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24

(1-586): View more from Michigan

Sounds like a baby waitign to happen

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(325): View more from Texas

i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..

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(843): View more from South Carolina

fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits

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(248): View more from Michigan

Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?

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(314): View more from Missouri

I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night

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(313): View more from Michigan

I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on

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(519): View more from Ontario

If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.

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