Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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