Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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