got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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