he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I supernannyed him into submission
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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