were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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