Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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