she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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