How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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