Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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