I didn't shave. On purpose
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Randomize
