I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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