He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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