I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
