yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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