I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
