so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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