i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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