Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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