she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
