honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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